Got My Own URL - I'm Fancy.

Okay I lied.

Come over here....

http://modernsocialunit.com/

A Modern Social Unit

Does this make you want to sing..."Flintstones, meet the flint stones. We are a modern stonage family."

I feel safe in telling you to come on over and find me here...

modernsocialunit.wordpress.com

We are under construction, but I plan to be up soon and tell you about my grand escape. I bet you forgot all about it didn't you?

UNDERGROUND

We've had a breach of containment. A crazy work related stalker has scared the living shit out of me and I'm going underground. There will be a new blog with some new characters. I haven't decided yet how to pass the link along to you all...but I will soon.

My Mommy is Better Than Your Mommy

I spent an inordinate amount of time last night cleaning Keaton's car seat because someone mentioned that it was dirty and might not be worth keeping. This was part of a conversation about a new carseat we will have to purchase in about 5 more pounds. Now, this person didn't know that we have to feed Keaton and then jump in the car to make it to daycare and then to work. So, he pukes people! Did he puke in it this morning after I cleaned it? Yes. Don't you hate how people make you feel like an inferior mommy?

The guy just rocked 15 pounds and is rolling over. He is strong, happy, and talking up a storm. So, screw you person who thinks my car seat is dirty. My kid is just fine.

Also, be very very quiet about this internets - we are planning an escape! A grand escape and I am so. very. thrilled. Stay tuned.

Stress Eater?

I just ate an entire sleeve of Girl Scout Short Bread cookies in under 10 minutes. Okay, maybe under 5.